ursulavernon:

treasureboxsky:

Coalcats are living constructs built specifically for dangerous work in mines or in spaceports. They feed off of anything that burns by opening the hatch in their stomach and tossing it in, though coal seems to generally be the favorite food of choice. Due to their impervious nature and love of work their popularity caused their numbers to soar into the millions. Upset by the sudden lack of jobs the living meat beings put a ban on production of Coalcats roughly eighty years ago, hoping their numbers would dwindle through natural causes and various accidents.
Suffice it to say they did not, and in an effort to keep their jobs and their lives the Coalcats have formed their very own workers union and are now considered their own race, thanks to their efforts.

Love this!

ursulavernon:

treasureboxsky:

Coalcats are living constructs built specifically for dangerous work in mines or in spaceports. They feed off of anything that burns by opening the hatch in their stomach and tossing it in, though coal seems to generally be the favorite food of choice. Due to their impervious nature and love of work their popularity caused their numbers to soar into the millions. Upset by the sudden lack of jobs the living meat beings put a ban on production of Coalcats roughly eighty years ago, hoping their numbers would dwindle through natural causes and various accidents.

Suffice it to say they did not, and in an effort to keep their jobs and their lives the Coalcats have formed their very own workers union and are now considered their own race, thanks to their efforts.

Love this!

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ozymandias271:

started reading Gormenghast today

continuing the inverse correlation between Ozy’s aesthetics and Scott’s aesthetics, I really really like it

This reminds me I really need to get back to reading Titus Groan when I finish up Lord of the Rings. I think it’s aesthetics would be a good fit for my D&D game.

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lycanheiress:

thefreakbones:

tereziskyrope:

thanks

it’s blue shinji

a shiny shinji

lycanheiress:

thefreakbones:

tereziskyrope:

thanks

it’s blue shinji

a shiny shinji

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Today for my own amusement I created a Dwarf wizard in Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition.

It turns out the effects of chainmail on spellcasting are greatly exaggerated. And I doubt any goblin will suspect a heavily armored dwarf with a battle-axe of being able to set them on fire with his mind.

You can’t stop the rock!
our bard, after jamming so hard she killed a guy (via outofcontextdnd)

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Anonymous said: What are your predictions for Fight Club 2?

eh-tempora:

ozymandias271:

what

(googles)

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

fuckity-huh

It gets better. Aparently Tyler Durden is actuoally some kind of eternal spirit of anarchy that possesses people throughout the ages. And it is a comic book.

And Chuck Palahniuk lives in Portland. o.O

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THIEF GOLD IS ON THE HUMBLE BUNDLE

Everybody! You can get Thief Gold for one mutherfucking american dollar. You should buy this immediately.

Trust me on this one.

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hootbird:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

lilaira:

motok-wolf:

why  :c

This is perfection.

FUCK THIS SENSATION

FUCK IT

FUUUUCCKKK

THE WORST

it feels exactly how it looks too lol

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