Metal Gear BMO by Jonathan Tiong
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
Otus black & white illo depicting the Keep on the Borderlands.
It’s very similar in overall layout to the final back cover of B2, but with a village outside and a sea or lake behind the keep. Frank Mentzer pulled this unused art out of a file and used it in RPGA News #1 (soon renamed Polyhedron). There is speculation that it could be an early study for B2 or possibly B3: Palace of the Silver Princess.
Oh great, I’m an MNU bureaucrat. Or a prawn.
I’m the village witch! I get to fly around on a broom and have a smart-alek black cat for my best friend!
I’m a small-town frontier sheriff. In a town populated mostly by lizards, rodents, and other various desert creatures.
I’m Captain America.
A young peasant maid working in the house of painter, to become his talented assistant and the model for one of his most famous works.
I’m five plucky talking golden retriever puppies, then.
Dead or alive, you’re coming with me.
I am a hobbit. Good thing I’m qualified to be a hobbit.
Holy shit I’m a Alicorn Princess!!!
what exactly is Riddick’s job description?
I am definitely not qualified to cancel an apocalypse what do I do???
I am a super hero? Do I get any powers?
My job is single and letting my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset :D
Grow up as a fairly typical American boy from a lower-middle class family?
I GET TO BE A STARSHIP PILOT !